To buy or not to buy coffee
I'm so sick of having the following fight with myself every single morning.
Kiersten: Oof, I need coffee
Kiersten: Yea, let's go make some in the kitchen
Kiersten: No. I need good coffee
Kiersten: But it's fine coffee
Kiersten: Fine is not good
Kiersten: But did you see your last credit card statement?
Kiersten: Yes, but
Kiersten: No buts
Kiersten: but, but, but, but, but..hehe
Kiersten: I like the lattes!
Kiersten: Just pretend that this is a latte!
Kiersten: . . .
Kiersten: You're right, that was dumb. But if you buy coffee today you can't buy it tomorrow
Kiersten: Fine. I'll agree to that for now
Kiersten: You can't wake up tomorrow and pretend to forget
Kiersten: Forget what?
Kiersten: Forget that you promised not to buy coffee!
Kiersten: Oh boy
Kiersten: Look, If I have a really good coffee in the morning, I only need one. And it makes me so happy and I arrive at work and I'm ready to go, and I usually still have some coffee to sip as I read through my morning emails. So stop making me feel bad about myself. IT'S PERFECT
Kiersten: Is it really that important to you? $5 every day? That's $25 a week, $100 a month!
Kiersten: Well when you put it like that, it's sad
Kiersten: I'm not putting it like that, that's just what it is! It IS that!
Kiersten: But if you think about it as a small indulgence that makes me a happy human being?
Kiersten: You can be happy without coffee.
Kiersten: No. No, I don't believe I can.
Kiersten: I have faith in you!
Kiersten: I am getting the coffee.
Kiersten: You are impossible
Kiersten: Suck it.